McCanners of New York | 43rd Edition
What do you do and how long have you been at McCann?
As little as I can…. er, I’m a CD, Copy. Two long and luscious years.
What would your DJ name be?
DJ Old Skool Skillzz. Two LLs, two Zs. The X is silent.
“F**k it, we’ll do it live!” – Bill O’Reilly
What advice would you tell your high school self?
Dude, don’t peroxide your hair for senior pictures.
What is the fanciest thing you've ever done?
I got married in Vegas dressed as 1950s-era Elvis. What? I was wearing a very fancy jacket.
What are you currently obsessed with?
Writing silly ukulele songs. True story. Working on one right now called, “I’m in the Middle of a Midlife Crisis.”
Which living person do you most admire?
The current pope is pretty dope.
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
What is a piece of information would people be surprised to hear about you?
I retired undefeated as a kickboxer. One bout, one win, mic drop!
Best piece of advice someone has given you?
My junior high football coach once yelled in practice, “Brown’s not sweating! That means everybody has to do more push-ups! Why? Because Brown’s not sweating!” Ever since then, I’ve tried to make sure that nobody has to do more push-ups because of my lazy ass.
What’s your spirit animal?
Chewbacca the Wookie.
First celebrity crush?
Farah Fawcett-Majors. And, yes, that poster is still on the wall of my mind. When I close my eyes, like I’m doing right now, I still see it…
People have told me I look like Hugh Jackman, Tom Hanks and Scott Baio. My favorite is, of course, Scott Baio.
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