McCanners of New York | 58th Edition
How long have you been at McCann and what do you do here?
I’m an Account Supervisor and I’ve been here for 2 years.
What do you do when you’re not working?
Take pictures of Hoboken stoops.
Shamless Instagram promotion: @stoopoken follow meh
Last thing you Googled?
CIA CREST Archives – specifically: Area 51
Current song on repeat?
Turn Blue, The Black Keys
Two truths one lie?
I was born in Scotland
I was in a New York Lottery campaign
Elon Musk is cool
Your most bizarre talent?
I know too much random knowledge about space and Area 51. To wit:
Q: Why are there crazy, huge, new bunkers at Area 51?
A: It’s because that’s where they’re housing the new LRSB (long range strike bomber)…. probably. Or out of this world (literally) spacecrafts.
The truth is out there.
What is the fanciest thing you've ever done?
Ate with Cinderella at her castle in Florida
Name a character trait you’ve inherited from your parents.
Both parents are very business savvy. I like to think I inherited some of their brains.
Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?
I’ll be a Carry Mathison in Homeland (Seasons 1, 2 & 5)
What is your greatest fear?
Being forced to eat seafood
Which talent would you most like to have?
An above top-secret clearance that would allow me through the gates at Area 51. Whenever I wanted.
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
That time when I found over 5 secret military installments with Google Maps. In one sitting.
Search: Groom Lake, NV.
Where are you most likely to splurge?
All the damn time.
If you could live at any point in history what point would that be - and why?
Honestly: during WWII. I’d love to be apart of the Greatest Generation.
What is a piece of information people would be surprised to hear about you?
I was born in Scotland
Re: Two truths and a lie
One thing you have always wanted to do and have not yet done.
Make (Account Director) Rik Koletar a fan of Jack White music. I hope all McCanners join my effort here.
Who is the most glamorous person you have ever met?
He’s not really glamorous, but he’s AH-MAZING: Jack White
Instagram account you think everyone should follow.
See what I did there? ;-]
If you could have drinks with 3 people dead or alive, who would it be?
Winston Churchill, my grandfather, Tom Hanks
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